http://www.adoptme.com/blog/index.php?PID=24395377 brownie's Blog en I really really need to go to the bathroom, and I don't want to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside so I can do this. Mon, 25 Apr 2011 07:36:23 -0500 I have not had any exercise in several days and I really need to try to keep in good shape so I can live a long healthy life, so please come and exercise with me. Sun, 24 Apr 2011 08:02:31 -0500 I am a mess. I have not been groomed in weeks. guest8241363, please come and clean me up. Tue, 19 Apr 2011 07:46:12 -0500 I am hungry. I have not had any food for over 3 days so somebody please feed me as soon as you can. Mon, 18 Apr 2011 03:57:20 -0500 I really really need to go to the bathroom, and I don't want to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside so I can do this. Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:39:29 -0500 I have not had any exercise in several days and I really need to try to keep in good shape so I can live a long healthy life, so please come and exercise with me. Sat, 16 Apr 2011 02:20:26 -0500 My owner guest8241363 has not visited me in weeks and I am very lonely and sad. Would somebody please come and take care of me? Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:15:52 -0500 I am thirsty. I have not had anything to drink in weeks. Please give me some water. Thu, 14 Apr 2011 01:05:26 -0500 My owner guest8241363 has not visited me in 10 days and I am very lonely and sad. Would somebody please come and take care of me? Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:44:29 -0500 I am thirsty. I have not had anything to drink in 5 days. Please give me some water. Mon, 04 Apr 2011 06:26:50 -0500