I really need to go to the park to use the bathroom! I'm trying not to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside. My owner might have a mess to clean if he doesn't take me out.

I am in terrible shape! My owner has not taken me to the park in several days! I need to be taken to the park to get in good shape, I will not live a long healthy life!

I am hungry. I have not had any food for over 3 days so somebody please feed me as soon as you can.

I am very hungry, my owner has not fed me in over 3 days! Somebody give me some food, or I'll run away!

I really need to go to the park to use the bathroom! I'm trying not to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside. My owner might have a mess to clean if he doesn't take me out.

I am thirsty. I have not had anything to drink in 10 days. Please give me some water.

I am thirsty, my owner allstars4ever has neglected to give me anything to drink in 10 days. Please come back, or I'll run away!

I am in terrible shape! My owner has not taken me to the park in several days! I need to be taken to the park to get in good shape, I will not live a long healthy life!

My owner took me outside to go to the bathroom today because I could not hold it any longer and I was about to make a mess in the house.

I'm happy, my owner groomed me today! I look so much better, and cleaner. Before I was such a mess! :)

I really need to go to the park to use the bathroom! I'm trying not to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside. My owner might have a mess to clean if he doesn't take me out.

allstars4ever my owner visited me today, I was feeling lonely. I wonder what we are going to do today?