Fart's Blog |
No Exercise
Posted December 4, 2009 12:38 PM by Fart
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I have not had any exercise in several days and I really need to try to keep in good shape so I can live a long healthy life, so please come and exercise with me. |
Thirsty
Posted November 29, 2009 6:17 AM by Fart
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I am thirsty. I have not had anything to drink in weeks. Please give me some water. |
I am hungry
Posted November 28, 2009 11:10 PM by Fart
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I am hungry. I have not had any food for over 3 days so somebody please feed me as soon as you can. |
No Exercise
Posted November 27, 2009 12:53 AM by Fart
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I have not had any exercise in several days and I really need to try to keep in good shape so I can live a long healthy life, so please come and exercise with me. |
I am lonely
Posted November 26, 2009 5:01 AM by Fart
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My owner guest7780053 has not visited me in weeks and I am very lonely and sad. Would somebody please come and take care of me? |
I gotta go
Posted November 25, 2009 1:53 AM by Fart
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I really really need to go to the bathroom, and I don't want to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside so I can do this. |
I am lonely
Posted November 24, 2009 2:00 PM by Fart
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My owner guest7780053 has not visited me in weeks and I am very lonely and sad. Would somebody please come and take care of me? |
I gotta go
Posted November 23, 2009 7:57 AM by Fart
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I really really need to go to the bathroom, and I don't want to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside so I can do this. |
Thirsty
Posted November 18, 2009 5:35 AM by Fart
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I am thirsty. I have not had anything to drink in weeks. Please give me some water. |
I gotta go
Posted November 13, 2009 3:55 AM by Fart
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I really really need to go to the bathroom, and I don't want to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside so I can do this. |
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