I am a mess. I have not been groomed in weeks. awesome kitten, please come and clean me up.

I am a mess, my owner has not groomed in weeks. I hope awesome kitten comes back soon to clean me.

I am hungry. I have not had any food for over 3 days so somebody please feed me as soon as you can.

I am very hungry, my owner has not fed me in over 3 days! Somebody give me some food, or I'll run away!

I am a mess. I have not been groomed in weeks. awesome kitten, please come and clean me up.

I am a mess, my owner has not groomed in weeks. I hope awesome kitten comes back soon to clean me.

My owner awesome kitten has not visited me in weeks and I am very lonely and sad. Would somebody please come and take care of me?

I really need to go to the park to use the bathroom! I'm trying not to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside. My owner might have a mess to clean if he doesn't take me out.

My owner awesome kitten has not visited me in weeks and I am very lonely and sad. Would somebody please come and take care of me?

I am in terrible shape! My owner has not taken me to the park in several days! I need to be taken to the park to get in good shape, I will not live a long healthy life!

I am thirsty. I have not had anything to drink in weeks. Please give me some water.

I am thirsty, my owner awesome kitten has neglected to give me anything to drink in weeks. Please come back, or I'll run away!

I really need to go to the park to use the bathroom! I'm trying not to make a mess in the house, so please take me outside. My owner might have a mess to clean if he doesn't take me out.

I am in terrible shape! My owner has not taken me to the park in several days! I need to be taken to the park to get in good shape, I will not live a long healthy life!